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Eminem( Slim Shady )

Is Dr Dre White (Phone Call)

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the 'Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?'
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who 'yeah, but he's so cute though'
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,

Please stand up,
Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
'But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?'
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
'Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he'
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
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Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,

Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,

Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,

Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
Fuck it,
Let's all stand up!





Eminem( Slim Shady )
Miscellaneous
Album songs
1.The Kiss
2.Not Afraid (Radio Edit)
3.Patiently Waiting
4.Gatman & Robin
5.The Ruler's Back
6.Westwood Freestyle 2009
7.Introduction: Lose Yourself
8.Classic Beatbox Freestyle (Mick Boogie Mix)
9.Hip-Hop
10.313 (intro)
11.Is Dr Dre White (Phone Call) (Modify)
12.Guilty Conscience (Radio Version - With Gunshots)
13.Superman (Romann Mordvinov remix)
14.The List
15.[PA track: Lose Yourself]
16.These Drugs
17.Cleaning Out My Closet (explicit)
18.Im Shady (DJ Veli mix)
19.Not Afraid (DJ Veli mix)
20.Feel Like You
21.Magic
22.'Till I Collapse (Scenario)
23.My Life (skit)
24.Hellbound (With J-Black & Masta Ace)[H&H Remix]
25.Rap 2k1 (With J-Black & Masta Ace)
26.We Made You (Single Version) [Bonus Track]
27.Careful What You Wish For (Bonus Track)
28.My Darling (Bonus Track)
29.The '8 Mile' Left Behind
30.Like Toy Soldiers (Single Version- explicit)
31.Kids (unedited version)
32.Battle Rap
33.No One Is Iller
34.When I'm Gone - Instrumental
35.Without Me (Radio Edit)
36.Scary Movie
37.1 Day at a Time
38.Bitch Please
39.3 Am (DJ's From Mars remix)
40.The Monster (Workout Mix by Chani))
41.Love the Way You Lie, Part I
42.The Way You Lie, Part 2
43.Love the Way You Lie, Part 1
44.Love the Way You Lie (clean version)
45.Love the Way You Lie (album version)
46.Love the Way You Lie (explicit)
47.Ill Hit Em Up (Exclu)
48.40 Oz
49.Back Down Royce
50.My Bitch
51.Crack A Bottle - Album Version (Edited)
52.No Love (explicit)
53.Eminem - Drop the World
54.Shake That - Radio Edit
55.My Name
56.Shake That (Promo Only clean edit)
57.Shake That Ass
58.Shake That Ass For Me
59.Crack A Bottle - Edited Version
60.Crack a Bottle (clean)
61.Crack a Bottle (Single Version) )Bonus Track}
62.The Real Slim Shady (Live)
63.Stan (Live At Radio 1)
64.Eminem (blend)
65.Fubba U Cubba Cubba
66.Go Crazy
67.I'm Alive
68.8 Mile (Funkymix)
69.My Fault Pizza (remix)
70.10, 9, 8...
71.river
72.Not Afraid - Album Version (Edited)
73.Stan (Drum&Bass mix part 1)
74.Quitter (Dissin Everlast)
75.Doe Rae Me
76.Outro
77.Doe Ray Me
78.B**** Please II
79.Writer's Block (Radio Edit) [feat. Eminem]
80.Survival (Explicit)
81.Tragic Endings
82.What Are U Saying