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Eminem( Slim Shady )

The Real Slim Shady - Live (Explicit)

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Balls all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the 'Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?'
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who 'yeah, but he's so cute though'
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
'But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?'
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
'Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he'
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
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Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
Fuck it,
Let's all stand up



Top Comments
goofy ahh monkey
hes da GOATTTTT

keigan
Love this guy


All comments ( 12 )
nick er
eminem is cool

EminemOfficial
love these comments i got nothin else to say

bal
so fun

Aut2323
Nice

asia
yeah i loved the diss he made about MGK crazy and i agree with eminem cause MGK needed to switch to rock fr fr and shouldve never started rap Eminem will always be the OG rapper to me

ACaxe679
He flamed MGK in that battle, he could smoke anyone, even nowadays

asia
hes is the best rapper tbh or the OG rapper fr fr

balls
this is the goat

rayray666
You should do the song lose yourself

GoofyAhh
Ahhh




Eminem( Slim Shady )
Miscellaneous 4
Album songs
1.3) Stan
2.9) Remember Me
3.10) I'm Back
4.Bitch Please Ll
5.Go To Sleep Bitch
6.Bitch Please Part 2
7.Marshall Mathers LP
8.Public Service Announcement 20
9.Get U Mad
10.My Daddy's Gone Crazy
11.When The Music Stops [Feat. D12]
12.I Remember (Dedication To Whitey Ford)
13.Just Don't Give A F*** - Clean Version
14.Eminem - Stan
15.Stan. Feat, Dido
16.I Just Dont Give A Fuck
17.Just Don't Give
18.Ass Like That (Produced By Dr)
19.Like Toy Soldiers (Produced By Eminem)
20.Evil Deeds (Produced By Dr. Dre)
21.Eminem - Without Me (Dirty)
22.Eminem-Cleaning Out My Closet
23.Criminal I
24.Crazy In Love (Produced By Eminem)
25.18) Criminal
26.No One's Iller Then Me
27.Stan (Clean Version)
28.Renegade
29.Shake That
30.8Mile 1st battle
31.Patiently Waiting (50 Cent Jumped Into Crowd)
32.Say Goodbye To Hollywood Instrumental
33.Kings Never Die (feat. Gwen Stefani)
34.When the Music Stop
35.Survival of the Fittest
36.Real Slim Shady
37.Come on In (Verse)
38.Just Don't Give - Album Version (Edited)
39.By My Side
40.Space Bound (Clean)
41.Evil Twin - Skit
42.Dr. West - Skit (Edited)
43.Steve Berman - Skit (Edited)
44.Beautiful - Album Version (Edited)
45.Deja Vu - Album Version (Edited)
46.Must Be The Ganja - Album Version (Edited)
47.Stay Wide Awake - Album Version (Edited)
48.Paul - Skit (Edited)
49.Same Song & Dance - Album Version (Edited)
50.Tonya - Skit (Edited)
51.My Mom - Album Version (Edited)
52.3 a.m. - Album Version (Edited)
53.Mr. Mathers - Skit
54.Evil Deeds - Album Version (Edited)
55.Ricky Ticky Toc - Album Version (Edited)
56.Love You More - Album Version (Edited)
57.We As Americans - Album Version (Edited)
58.Final Thought (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
59.Crazy In Love - Album Version (Edited)
60.Em Calls Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
61.Big Weenie - Album Version (Edited)
62.Rain Man - Album Version (Edited)
63.Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
64.Puke - Album Version (Edited)
65.Mosh - Album Version (Edited)
66.Yellow Brick Road - Album Version (Edited)
67.Just Lose It - Album Version (Edited)
68.Ken Kaniff - Skit (Explicit)
69.3 a.m. - Travis Barker Remix, Explicit Version
70.Business - Live Audio Version
71.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version (Explicit)
72.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version
73.Sing For The Moment - Instrumental Version
74.Business - A Capella Version
75.Shady Narcotics - Album Version (Edited)
76.Public Enemy #1 - Album Version (Edited)
77.No Apologies - Album Version (Edited)
78.8 Mile - Soundtrack Version (Edit)
79.The Real Slim Shady - Live (Explicit) (Modify)
80.Shake That - Album Version (Edited)- SUPERCLEAN
81.When I'm Gone - Album Version (Edited)
82.Mockingbird - Album Version (Edited)
83.Like Toy Soldiers - Album Version (Edited)
84.The Conspiracy (Freestyle) - DJ Green Lantern Version
85.Not Afraid (live at T in the Park)
86.Phenomenal ((From 'Southpaw'))
87.My Name Is (a cappella)
88.Superman (clean radio edit)
89.Ass Like That (edited version)
90.Business (live)
91.Cleanin' Out My Closet (radio edit)
92.Stimulate (Non-Album Track)
93.When I'm Gone (clean version)
94.Berzerk (Workout Mix by Chani)
95.Sing for the Moment (clean radio edit)
96.We Made You (clean)
97.Stan (director's cut video)
98.I Run Rap (Massive Trip Blnd)
99.Bullys Pt.2