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Annoying Orange



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Annoying Orange

Annoying Ways to Die (Dumb Ways to Die Parody)

Crack your shell
For a meal
Lose your face
And half your peel
Hop in a cannon
With no seatbelt
Get put in a fire
Just to melt

Crack your shell
For a meal
Lose your face
And half your peel
Hop in a cannon
With no seatbelt
Get put in a fire
Just to melt

Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to die

Get chopped by an AXE!
Fall into a bucket
Full of tacks
Get hit in the face
With a chainsaw
Get smashed and ground
Into cole saw

Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to die
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Eat a bomb
For a snack
Fly to work
in a jet pack
Get your butt grated off
Isn't great
Get sliced and diced
And slapped on a plate

Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to die

Get squeezed into juice
Get your head bitten off
By a hungry moose
Mistake a blender
For a fair ride
Get smothered in batter
And deep fried

Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die
So many annoying ways to die
Annoying ways to die-i-i
So many annoying ways to diiiiiiiiie!

*Orange laughs*



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