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Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you, I would take the ... seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your brain is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
Oooh, the three words that describe you best are as follows, and I quote (wot)
Stink, stank, stunk
Stink, stank, stunk
Stink, stank, stunk
Stink, stank, stunk
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Oooh, the three words that describe you best are as follows, and I quote (wot)
Stink, stank, stunk
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
You're a rotter rott, Mr. Grinch, you sot
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's a dead tomato splotch with moldy purple spots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotch with moldy purple spots
Your soul's an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of
Your soul's an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of
Rubbish imaginable
Rubbish imaginable
Rubbish imaginable, bad Mr. Grinch.
Mangled up in tangled up knots
Mangled up in tangled up knots
Mangled up in tangled up knots, bad Mr. Grinch.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseaus super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch.
You, sir, are a triple decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich with arsenic sauce
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