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Aurelio Voltaire
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Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
Happy Birthday my olde friend!
I hope this horror show will never end!
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
The cake is on the table
And it is awfully bright cause there's so many candles on top
And you are so decrepit, your chest so tight
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop!
You cannot complain each time you feel some pain
Though you have arthritis and gout
Cause when you start twitchin all your teeth fall out
So grab another cigarette grab another beer!
Raise your glass to one more year! (GONE!)
Happy Birthday my olde friend!
I hope this horror show will never end!
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to death
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Your skin is so worn out and old all over your body it's saggin'
Especially loose is your ol' caboose, you're draggin it behind you in a wagon
Well you're an alcoholic and you're blind and deaf
And you have Alzheimer i bet
You're too old to remember but too young to forget
So grab another cigarette grab another beer!
Raise your glass to one more year! (GONE!)
You're so old you smell like dust
And now your bones begin to rust
You see that face? It's full of wrinkles!
So grab another cigarette grab another beer!
Raise your glass to one more year! (RAISED!)
Happy birthday, my olde friend
It seems this horror show will never end
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer to your sweet death!
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