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Cledus T. Judd
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If I Had Kellie Pickler's Boobs
(Spoken) You see them mountains over there? One of these days, I'm gonna climb them there mountains. Last night i had a titillating dream, A mammary I'd love to share with you. (Sung) Mm-mm, it felt so real to me, Oh how wonderful life would be... If i had Kellie Pickler's boobs!
I'd never get another speeding ticket, Just a warning and a wink from the man in blue. He'd say, 'Slow down, would ya please?' Once he got a look at these, If i had Kellie Pickler's boobs.
I'd sell myself a couple million records, Even if i couldn't sing in tune. You'd see a lot of me, On H double D TV, If i had Kellie Pickler's boobs.
I'd get all the country stars to sign 'em, I'd show 'em off like Dolly used to do, Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I'd go tit for tat, More hits than astroplats, If i had Kellie Pickler's boobs.
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I'd be BFFs with Taylor Swift and Carrie, And we'd all hang out in their dressing room, Thanks to Silicon, I could finally hold my own, If i had Kellie Pickler's boobs.
I wouldn't be ashamed to pose in Playboy, In nothing but my red high heel shoes, With plastic surgery, An American Idol I could be, If I had Kellie Pickler's boobs. (If he had Kellie Pickler's boobs.) (Spoken) So I could, RACK, up some CMAs! Get it? Love ya Kellie! Mean it!
- Special thanks to Wires for correcting the lyric.
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