- ApologetiX【 37 albums 412 lyrics 】
- ApologetiX is a Christian parody band from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The band was founded in 1992, and since then, has played in all 50 states, released 34 studio albums, and built up a fan club that includes over 65,000 people. The band is currently composed of J. Jackson on vocals, Keith Haynie on bass guitar, Jimmy 'Vegas' Tanner on drums, Bill Hubauer and Chris VonBartheld on keyboard, and Tom Milnes and Tom Tincha (a.k.a. 'TNT'), both on lead guitar.
ApologetiX is a play on its eponym apologetics – the defense of a religious doctrine, often, and in this case, referring to Christian apologetics. It is based on the Greek word for defense, ἀπολογία (apologia) The word is used in 1 Peter 3:15: 'But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer (defense or 'apologia') to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect...' (NIV). Their logo, a triquetra, is an ancient symbol that has gained Christian adoption to represent the Holy Trinity. - Sorted by ＞ Sorted by album (Time) Sorted by song name (Characters) Sorted by other
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Hot Potato Soup
2013
1.Barroom Hitz
2.Barroom Hitz (Parody of 'Ballroom Blitz')
3.Guard Your Candle (Parody of 'Hard to Handle')
4.Do What David Did (Parody of 'Do Wah Diddy Diddy')
5.God's Blood (Parody of 'Hot Blooded')
6.Special Stone (Parody of ('I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone')
7.Puffed-up Cliques (Parody of 'Pumped up Kicks')
8.Too Pregnant (Parody of 'Two Princes')
9.You've Got Another King Comin' (Parody of 'You've Got Another Thing Comin'')
10.Gimme Pre-Trib (Parody of 'Gimme Three Steps')
11.Lock (Parody of 'Walk')
12.Man on a Cross (Parody of 'Man in the Box')
13.Cemetery Came Alive14.Lock
15.Guard Your Candle
16.Lived the Day You Died
17.Do What David Did
18.God's Blood
19.For Just You
20.Weep Jeremiah
21.Special Stone
22.Too Pregnant
23.You've Got Another King Comin'
24.Gimme Pre-Trib
25.Cemetery Came Alive (Parody of 'Semi-Charmed Life') -
Wordplay
2008
1.Boulevard Of Both Extremes
2.Want It Dead or Alive
3.Won't Get Born Again
4.Ephesians
5.Here I Go (Against All I've Known)
6.Swimmer
7.Jericho
8.Back in the New Testament9.Bad Dad
10.Bone Digger
11.Spread the Way
12.Rocky's Now My Name
13.None Too Ladylike
14.Somebody Sold Me
15.Singled You Out -
Future Tense
2008
1.Tip From an Angel
2.Turning a Little Seasick
3.Land of Delusion
4.Stupid's Stonghold/Reckless in America
5.Miss Martha6.Iraq & Iran
7.The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision)
8.Transplant
9.Bethlehem's Boy
10.Animals I Have Begun -
Apol-acoustiX
2005
1.Don't Be Fooled
2.Mediterranean Wholebook News (98.5% edition)
3.Scripture
4.Last Rain the Clouds Spill5.Eight Ways to Be
6.Trinity
7.Yes Today
8.The Sounds of Silas -
Adam Up
2003
1.We're in a Parody Band
2.The Word
3.Wherever You Will Sow
4.Wake Up, Talitha Cumi
5.Guide the Way
6.Little-Read Bible Book
7.Down of a Sister
8.Lazy Brain
9.Called My Wife
10.Psum 14
11.Listening After Midnight12.It's Not Eden
13.Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless
14.Boy, Tell the World
15.Meshach
16.I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths)
17.Get Found Tonight
18.Should I Pray or Should I Go?
19.The Spittle
20.Sweet Oholibamah
21.Downer Of A Sister -
Spoofernatural
2002
1.Every Crown Has it's Thorns ('Every Rose Has Its Thorn' by Poison)
2.Learn Some Deuteronomy
3.Jonah Jonah
4.Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of
5.Choirboy
6.Crowd of Foreign Girls
7.La Bible
8.Trooth9.Sin Can Be Resistible
10.Pray Now (Lost Art)
11.Fishin' on a Pier
12.Crowd of Foreign Girls (Parody of 'California Girls' By The Beach Boys)
13.Elijah (Parody of 'Elvira' By Oak Ridge Boys)
14.Play That Funny Music
15.Rock This Tower -
Grace Period
2002
1.Devil Went Down to Jordan
2.Corinthians
3.Cornelius
4.I'm a Receiver
5.YHWH
6.Smooth Grandmamma
7.Drop of Lucifer
8.Follow Me9.Don't Fear the People
10.Lemonade
11.How You Rewind Me
12.Love the Jews
13.Flurry
14.Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman)
15.Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit
16.Baa! We're Lambs! -
Biblical Graffiti
2002
1.You Ain't Been Nothing Yet
2.Second Timothy
3.Ronomy
4.Credence Through Deepwater Survival
5.Kick in the Wall
6.Jail Got Rocked
7.Crazy Little King God Loves
8.Dancing Dave
9.Smart Blest Man
10.Revelation Man
11.Droppin on the Sun
12.Bends to Low Places
13.96914.Every Step to Take
15.You Ain't Been Nothing Yet (Parody of 'You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet' By Bto)
16.Donkey Talked With Him (Parody of 'Honky Tonk Women' By the Rolling Stones)
17.Ronomy (Parody of 'Runaway' By del Shannon)
18.Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) [Parody of 'Long Cool Woman' (in a Black Dress)]
19.Jail Got Rocked (Parody of 'Jailhouse Rock' By Elvis Presley)
20.Dancing Dave (Parody of 'Dancing Days' By Led Zeppelin)
21.Revelation Man (Parody of 'Secret Agent Man' By Johnny Rivers)
22.Armageddon Valley Someday (Parody of 'Pleasant Valley Sunday' By the Monkees)
23.Bends to Low Places (Parody of 'Friends In Low Places' By Garth Brooks)
24.Enter Samson (Parody of 'Enter Sandman' By Metallica)
25.One Way
26.Enter Samson -
Ticked
2001
1.Come Out And Pray
2.Young as You Are
3.Who's There?
4.Stupid World
5.Little Sins
6.Letterman
7.Plump8.Counting Blessings
9.Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth
10.All ApologetiX
11.Shepherd's Paradise
12.Preachers
13.Heaven Isn't Like That
14.Casket Place -
Keep The Change
2001
1.Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001)
2.Stay in the Light
3.Old Time Romans Road
4.Babylona
5.Daniel6.Mama Told Me (What's to Come)
7.The Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh
8.Rock & Roots
9.Simp Liztik
10.You Booked My All Along -
Jesus Christ Morningstar
2001
1.I Have To Die First
2.Apostle Me
3.Love & Kisses
4.Parable Guy
5.I'll Prepare For You
6.Died And Rose
7.You May Be Bright
8.Walk His Way
9.John 1:1
10.Go Right Now11.Fakey Shaky Parts (Parody of 'Achy Breaky Heart' By Billy Ray Cyrus)
12.Apostle Me (Parody of 'Rock 'n Me' By Steve Miller Band)
13.Jesus (Sermon On the Mount) [Parody of 'Venus' By Shocking Blue]
14.Temple Physician (Parody of 'Pinball Wizard' By the Who)
15.Parable Guy (Parody of 'American Pie' By Don McLean)
16.Didn't Just Die (Parody of 'Live and Let Die' By Paul McCartney & Wings)
17.Died and Rose (Parody of 'China Grove' By Doobie Brothers)
18.Walk His Way (Parody of 'Walk This Way' By Aerosmith)
19.John 1:1 (Parody of 'Fun, Fun, Fun' By Beach Boys)
20.Narrow Way to Heaven -
You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's
1.Christ's Wedding
2.Keep on Loving Ruth3.I Love Apostle Paul -
Very Vicarious
1.Tasty Plants
2.Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far?
3.God's Presence (Christ in Your Life)4.Outnumbered
5.Speech Police -
The Boys Aren't Backin' Down
1.Very Wiser
2.Bible in Hand
3.Rocky Start
4.Amos5.Play Fair Delilah
6.I Saw the Answer There
7.Catch That Fever -
The Boys Aren't Backin' Down - Standard Edition
1.Strangest Folks (parody of 'Stranglehold' By Ted Nugent)
2.Judgment Gets Passed (parody of 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' By the Rolling Stones)
3.Life In the Last Days (parody of 'Life In the Fast Lane' By the Eagles)
4.Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things (parody of 'Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting' By Elton John)
5.Read Ephesians (parody of 'Sweet Emotion' By Aerosmith)
6.I Made the Team (parody of 'I'm Eighteen' By Alice Cooper)
7.Lost and Found (parody of 'Round and Round' By Ratt)
8.Play Fair Delilah (parody of 'Hey There Delilah' By the Plain White T's)9.Amos (parody of 'Layla' By Eric Clapton)
10.Smarten Up (parody of 'Start Me Up' By the Rolling Stones)
11.He Really Got Mad (parody of 'You Really Got Me' By the Kinks and Van Halen)
12.Rocky Start (parody of 'Rockstar' By Nickelback)
13.Bible In Hand (parody of 'Travelin' Band' By Creedence Clearwater Revival)
14.Very Wiser (parody of 'Paralyzer' By Finger Eleven)
15.The Boys Aren't Backin' Down (parody of 'The Boys Are Back In Town' By Thin Lizzy) -
Singles Group
1.Brush (Parody of 'Tush')
2.Communion Ain't Just Bread Now (Parody of 'Communication Breakdown')
3.Some Sign from Above (Parody of 'Sunshine of Your Love')
4.Jezebel (Parody of 'Just a Girl')
5.Flirtin' with the Pastor (Parody of 'Flirtin' with Disaster')
6.I Want That Crown (Parody of 'I Won't Back Down')
7.Rollin' in the Yeast (Parody of 'Reelin' in the Years')8.Calling Dr. Luke (Parody of 'Calling Dr. Love')
9.Devil Fell (Parody of 'Rebel Yell')
10.With Little Help from My Friends (Parody of 'With a Little Help from My Friends')
11.Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends (Parody of 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band')
12.Cousin Zephaniah (Parody of 'Cuts Like a Knife')
13.Gimme Helper (Parody of 'Gimme Shelter') -
Recovery
1.Keep Your Arms Steady (Parody of 'Detroit Rock City' By Kiss)
2.Don't Bring Me Cows (Parody of 'Don't Bring Me Down' By Elo)
3.Hurry Home Wayward Son
4.We Will Walk Through
5.We're More Than Champions
6.Enemy Lines
7.Obadiah
8.Shovin', Crushin', Squeezin'
9.Not Some Old Fantasy
10.Not Some Old Fantasy (Parody of 'Rock N' Roll Fantasy' By Bad Company)11.Shovin', Crushin', Squeezin' (Parody of 'Lovin',touchin', Squeezin'' By Journey)
12.Hurry Home Wayward Son (Parody of 'Carry On Wayward Son' By Kansas)
13.We Will Walk Through (Parody of 'We Will Rock You' By Queen)
14.We're More Than Champions (Parody of 'We Are the Champions' By Queen)
15.Come, Whale, Away (Parody of 'Come Sail Away' By Styx)
16.Obadiah (Parody of 'Hold the Line' By Toto)
17.Time for Me to Die (Parody of 'Time for Me to Fly' By Reo Speedwagon)
18.So Render (To Caesar) (Parody of 'Surrender' By Cheap Trick)
19.Don't Bring Me Cows -
Radical History Tour
1.Bethlehemian Rhapsody
2.Check Out The Book
3.Yer Maker
4.Catch That Fever!5.Triune Godhead
6.Ignorant Song
7.The Sounds of Silas -
Quilt
1.Bought by the Egyptians
2.Beggar's Feet3.Romantic Letter -
Play Nice
1.He Spoke (Parody of 'the Stroke')
2.Act Selfless (Parody of 'Black Velvet')3.Desperate Queen (Parody of 'Dancing Queen')
4.Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man (Parody of 'Rock You Like a Hurricane') -
Only a Glorified Cover Band
1.Blabbed Through the Phone
2.The Sound of Sirens
3.Clothing Time4.Message in the Bible
5.There Are Wolves Among Us -
New and Used Hits: The Best of ApologetiX
1.Story of a Squirrel
2.The Real Sin Savior
3.Life Restored
4.Baa! We're Lambs
5.It's Not Eden
6.Smooth Grandmama [live]
7.Wherever You Will Sow [live]
8.Lifestyles of the Rich and Nameless
9.December 5 or 6 B.C.10.Hotel Can't Afford Ya 2004
11.Good News Bookie [live]
12.Back Intact
13.Welcome to the Judges
14.Jc's Mom
15.Walk His Way (live)
16.Learn Some Deuteronomy (live)
17.I Love Apostle Paul (live)
18.Put You Down in My Will -
New and Used Hits, Vol. 1
1.Jc's Mom (Parody of 'Stacy's Mom' By Fountains of Wayne)
2.Good News Bookie (Live) [Parody of 'Boot Scootin' Boogie' By Brooks & Dunn]
3.December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) [Parody of 'December 1963 {Oh What a Night}]
4.Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless (Parody of 'Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous')
5.Wherever You Will Sow (Live) [Parody of 'Wherever You Will Go' By the Calling]6.The Devil Went Down to Jordan (Parody of 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia')
7.Corinthians (Parody of 'In the End' By Linkin Park)
8.Baa! We're Lambs (Parody of 'Barbara Ann' By Beach Boys)
9.Smooth Grandmama (Live) [Parody of 'Smooth Criminal'] -
New and Used Hits (Disc 2)
1.The Real Sin Savior (Parody of 'The Real Slim Shady' By Eminem)
2.I Love Apostle Paul [Live] (Parody of 'I Love Rock and Roll' By Joan Jett & The
3.Learn Some Deuteronomy [Live] (Parody of 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' By Def Leppard)4.Walk His Way [Live] (Parody of 'Walk This Way' By Aerosmith)
5.Bad Dude Risin' (Parody of 'Bad Moon Risin'' By Creedence Clearwater Revival) -
Loaded 45S
1.Goodnews (Parody of 'Footloose')
2.We're Not Goin' to Canaan (Parody of 'We're Not Gonna Take It')3.Old Man (Parody of 'Soul Man') -
Isn't Wasn't Ain't
1.Help Me, Rhoda
2.That Daughter3.Ain't That a Miracle
4.What Is and Will Forever Be -
Hits: The Road
1.We're in a Parody Band
2.Walk on the Water
3.Look Yourself
4.Cheap Birds
5.It's Tough6.All the Stalls Stink
7.Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl?
8.Choose Your Daddy
9.Tom Saw Ya
10.Found God -
Have Yourself a Parody Little Christmas
1.Micah No. 5
2.Santa Claus
3.Hotel Can't Afford Ya4.Manger
5.Christmasnite -
Handheld Messiah
1.Nice Iced Pavement
2.Nice Iced Pavement (Parody of 'Ice Ice Baby')
3.Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime (Parody of 'Purple Haze)
4.Christ in the Stable (Parody of 'Cat's in the Cradle')
5.One Night in Bethlehem (Parody of 'One Night in Bangkok')
6.Mary's Got a Son (Parody of 'Janie's Got a Gun')7.Child King (Parody of 'Wild Thing')
8.Cut-Rate Hotel (Parody of 'Heartbreak Hotel')
9.Virgin (Parody of 'Urgent')
10.Messiah (Parody of 'Desire')
11.We Didn't Start Messiah (Parody of 'We Didn't Start the Fire') -
Chosen Ones
1.Kosmik
2.Fly Away From Hell
3.Can't Eat Enough
4.Hey Zaccheus
5.Hell!
6.Get a Bite
7.Revelation
8.Born-Again Child9.Kosmik (parody of 'Kashmir' By Led Zeppelin)
10.Hey Zaccheus (parody of 'Take It Easy' By the Eagles)
11.Revelation (parody of 'Revolution' By the Beatles)
12.Born-again Child (parody of 'Born to Be Wild' By Steppenwolf)
13.Search And You'll Get Saved
14.Never Been To Spain (Yet)
15.Narrow Way To Heaven (Stairway To Heaven)
16.Two-Time Baby / Lord's House Blues -
Apoplectic
1.Come for Some (Parody of 'Cumbersome')
2.Matching Punches (Parody of 'Bullet with Butterfly Wings')
3.One of Us Indeed (Parody of 'One of Us')
4.Comeback (Parody of 'Comedown')
5.This Is from Paul (Parody of 'This Is a Call')
6.God Knows You've Tried (Parody of 'Slide')7.One More Wall (Parody of 'Wonderwall')
8.Better Than Exorcism (Parody of 'Good')
9.Aaronic (Parody of 'Ironic')
10.God's Own Son (Parody of 'Black Hole Sun')
11.Proving My Religion (Parody of 'Losing My Religion')
12.Under the Breath (Parody of 'Under the Bridge') -
Apologetix Classics: The 60's
1.Monkey Scheme
2.Regeneration
3.Good Guys, Bad Guys4.Armageddon Valley Someday
5.The Sounds of Silas -
Apologetix Classics: Country
1.Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) [Parody of 'Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)' By Big & Rich]
2.Sweet Oholibamah (Parody of 'Sweet Home Alabama' By Lynyrd Skynyrd)
3.Not Logs Lincoln (Parody of 'Hot Rod Lincoln' By Commander Cody)4.Good News Bookie (Parody of 'Boot Scootin' Boogie' By Brooks & Dunn)
5.Humpty Dumpty Country Club (Parody of 'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk' By Trace Adkins)
6.Hey Zaccheus (Parody of 'Take It Easy' By the Eagles) -
ApologetiX Classics - The 70's
1.More Than a Healing
2.Don't Fear the People
3.Rock and Roots4.The Devil Went Down to Jordan
5.Be Bold Jeremiah
6.Born Above -
20:20 Vision, Vol. 1.
1.Weep Jeremiah (Parody of 'Sweet Child O' Mine')
2.For Just You (Parody of 'Forget You')3.Lived the Day You Died (Parody of 'Love the Way You Lie')
4.Baa! We're Lambs (Parody of 'Barbara Ann') -
20:20 Vision
1.Huge Slumber Party (parody of Use Somebody by Kings of Leon)
2.Judge (parody of Jump by Van Halen)
3.Baa! We're Lambs (parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)
4.Search and You'll Get Saved (parody of Surfin' USA by The Beach Boys)
5.Ain't That a Miracle (parody of Pink Houses by John Cougar Mellencamp)6.Keep Your Ham to Yourself (parody of Keep Your Hands to Yourself by Georgia Satellites)
7.Anniversary Medley
8.Want It Dead or Alive (parody of Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi)
9.Aquila (parody of Aqualung by Jethro Tull) -
Miscellaneous
1.Land of Delusion (Parody of 'Land of Illusion')
2.Try Micah (Parody of 'Drive My Car')
3.Jesse's Boy (parody of 'Jessie's Girl')
4.The Power Above
5.Try Micah
6.I Want In That Place
7.How You Rewind Me ('How You Remind Me' by Nickelback)
8.The Real Sin Savior ('The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem)
9.Sufferin' Just Finished ('Suffragette City' by David Bowie)
10.The Spittle ('The Middle' by Jimmy Eat World)
11.Meshach ('Love Shack' by the B-52s)
12.Corinthians ('In The End' by Linkin Park
13.Elijah ('Elvira' by the Oak Ridge Boys)
14.Lose Yourself15.Secret Agent Man
16.Cöstly Trüth
17.Try and Try Again
18.Another One Died for Us (Parody of 'Another One Bites the Dust')
19.Hotel Can't Afford Ya (Parody of 'Hotel California')
20.Drops of Lucifer
21.Aquila (Parody of 'Aqualung')
22.Catch That Fever! (Parody of 'Cat Scratch Fever')
23.Enter Samson (Parody of 'Enter Sandman')
24.Never Been to Spain (Yet) (Parody of 'Never Been to Spain')
25.Manger (Parody of 'Angel')
26.Cousin Zephaniah
27.You Give up on Bad Days
28.Talk Daily to Me
【Correction of errors in the album information】