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Magic (MTG) - The Rap
I got my black backpack and I'm ready to roll with my crew, everybody yeah, it's out of control
got an itch, I'm-a scratch it and it's gonna be tragic I got a big ol' hankering aw yeah, for playing some Magic
so I'm busting out my cards gonna make me some decks You gonna pack them full of spells? Baby, what you expect??
Got my dice, got my sleeves got my life count meter you talk to any girls today? No. Yeah, me neither
I'm a Planeswalker oh, I'm a master of sorcery a Lightning Bolt to the dome if you ever come close to me
try me in a battle and I won't be worse you're messing with the baddest mother in the multiverse
Mono red, mono black blue control, stompy greeny gonna take you down my strategy is white weenie
tapping all my mana I pay the entwine you never saw a mystic wizard casting spells sweet as mine
but I only tap plains ain't nobody can touch me I like white weenie so much they call me Jerry Sandusky
you fellas want to play this other game the cards are kinda smaller, I can grab it?
Nah, son! we're playing Magic!
up at work oh man, I'm clamoring when I'm speakin' in my sleep and when I'm stammering
when I'm thinkin' in the sink and when I'm lathering all I'm thinking about is playing Magic the Gathering!
starting up a new game I'm a roll my D20 gonna play first, aw yeah it's gonna be money
Draw seven cards and I look at my hand I'm like a Palestinian I ain't got no land!
Peel six cards hand looks alright look at Carl Icahn looking for a proxy fight
更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 What, I can't use proxies? No, you can't. Well why can't I? Because unlike the state of Georgia you ain't got a Savannah
Rampant Growth, Rampant Growth dropping lands like a fool accelerating into trees like Oksana Bayoul
because my deck straight features big fat creatures turn them sideways and then I'm gonna beat ya
What you playing? Tribal Cats. Man, that deck's lookin' stupid you should call it kitty litter-- all you're doing is scooping
Switching to Fish you're about to get bent I thought you only played white, Remy yeah, but it's Lent
Looking to buy? Well, guy, I be your man I'm your one stop shop when it comes to contraband
collectable foils best check on your eyelids so many $10 cards you'd think that this was Papyrus
Got any Standard rares? Give this a quality good look it's got more Type II than a Paula Dean cookbook
I don't see any counterspells my supplies are scary need so much permission, man you'd think I was married
Attack phase! I'm using the stack and go 187 all up on your dragon
Attacking! Wait, how'd that dude get bigger You're like Plaxico Burress-- you don't understand triggers
Think I'll be defeated? Better check your sobriety The only thing that I ain't beaten is my social anxiety
Drop a Serra Angel and I'm moving fast Tap my mana THEN I TAP DA--oh wait. It's Vigilant. Sorry.
up at work oh man, I'm clamoring when I'm speakin' in my sleep and when I'm stammering
when I'm thinkin' in the sink and when I'm lathering all I'm thinking about is playing Magic the Gathering!
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