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Bart Baker
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Applause Parody
Remember when I used to not totally suck? My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up. But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage. I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane.
[Bridge] I combined art and pop and made a flop, Don't let your children watch this, it will scare the poor things shitless. I need attention constantly, [Miley Cyrus portrayed by Bart Baker]Same with me! [Amanda Bynes portrayed by Shane Dawson]And me! [Justin Bieber portrayed by Bart Baker]And me, swag! [Spits on ground]
I've covered myself in blood, I've worn a meat dress, I've even convinced the world I had a penis. My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks, Instead of focusing on making good music. All the stuff I do is for the fame, like making a whole CD exploiting the gays.
I think I'm god's gift to the human race Now watch me smear random shit all over my face
I try way too hard to be seen as artistic But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist One second I'm a woman suddenly I am a swan You have no freakin' idea how many drugs I am on (A lot)
I am the definition of egotistic She's right I just looked it up and it shows her pic I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own shit Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me Yes that is it! Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch!
[Backup Dancers]Gaga you're amazing, a true genius. And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless.
[Gaga]Yes, it's working. I'm transforming, into a true fame monster! Soon I will rule all the earth.
[Male backup dancer]Hey look, isn't that Madonna?
[Madonna]Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause. She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly. I was the first attention whore. Now it's time to end this war!
Look at my magical jugs they'll see you free. Stop giving Gaga your love. Save it for me.
[Gaga]Don't listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping.
[Male backup dancer]Actually we've had enough, you're getting boring.
[Madonna]The whole world's sick of you, check this headline.
[Female backup dancer]Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.
[Madonna]Sorry Gaga, you're through.
[Gaga]No this can't be! Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me! Oh no, what's happening?
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