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Donovan Leitch
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The Intergalactic Laxative
作詞:Donovan Leitch
I was impressed like everyone When man began to fly Out of earthly regions To planets in the sky
With total media coverage We watched the heros land As ceremoniously They disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe with admiration We listened to the talk Such pride felt they, such joy to be Upon the moon to walk
My romantic vision shattered When it was explained to me Spacemen wear old diapers In which they shit and pee
Oh, the intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to there Relieve you and believe me Without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem, When you're out there in the stars Oh, the intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to Mars
They don't partake like you and I Of beefy burger mush Their food is specially prepared To dissolve into slush
Absorbed by multi-fibers In the super diaper suit Otherwise the slush would trickle Down inside the boot
Oh, the intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to there Relieve you and believe me Without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 When you're out there in the stars Oh, the intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to Mars
You may well ask now what becomes Of liquid they consume A pipe is led from penis head To a unit in the room
The water is recirculated Filtered for reuse In case of anti-gravity Pee gets on the loose
Oh, the intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to there Relieve you and believe me Without a worry or care
If shitting is your problem When you're out there in the stars Oh, the intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to Mars
Wherever man has conquered On the quest for frontiers new (Da da da da) I'm glad that he's always had to do The number one and two
It makes it all so ordinary Just like you and me To know the greatest heroes They had to shit and pee
The intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to there For cosmic constipation There's none that can compare
If shitting is your problem When you're out there in the stars Oh, the intergalactic laxative The intergalactic laxative The intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to Mars
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