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Johnny Paycheck
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Colorado Kool-Aid
(Phil Thomas)
Well, I was sittin' in this beer joint down in Houston, Texas Was drinkin' Colorado Kool-Aid and talkin' to some Mexicans An' we was, what's that you say What's Colorado Kool-Aid?
Well, it's a can of Coors brewed from a mountain stream It'll set you head on fire an' make your kidneys scream Oh, it sure is fine Yeah, we was havin' ourselves one of them real good times.
But you know every beer joint that you've ever been in Some big, mean drunk who just ain't got no friend Sure enough, he wants to fight Yeah, he's gonna whip everything in sight.
Well, he took him a big swallow of beer And he spit in my Mexican friends ear And, sure enough, that made my buddie real mad That's somethin' like he ain't never had.
Well, sir, he pulled out a big, long switch blade knife Quick as a whistle he began to slice An, that big mean drunk stood back, his face full of tears Lookin' down at the floor, an' one of his ears.
更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Ha, he cut that thing off, even with the sideburns You might say the little Mexican fella, he just didn't give a durn But he was a gentleman about it, an' bent over and with a half way grin Picked it up and handed it back to him.
He said: 'Now big man, you get the urge to spit a little beer 'Just open up your hand there, and spit it in your own ear 'Won't be no trouble that way.' That's what I heard him say.
And I said: 'Barmaid, set us up a round of that Colorado Kool-Aid 'An while you're up their, bring this big fella, here, a box of Band aids.'
Now let me tell you: if you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas Decide to stop an' drink some Colorado Kool-Aid An' maybe talk to some Mexicans An' you get the urge to get a little tough Better make damn sure you got your knife proof ear-muff.
Hey, ain't that right big man? I said ain't that right big man? Ah, hell he can't hear, not on this side anyway, he ain't got no ear. Hey barmaid, bring us all a big, tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid How about it?
How you doin', big man? Still got your ear there in your hand?...
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