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Lazy Boy
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Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
作詞:Jonathan Douglas, Greg Geraldo, Lasse Illington, Soren Rasted
Why is Marijuana not legal? Why is Marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt You know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons
That's not natural but we got pills for that We're dedicating all our medical resources To keeping the old guys erect We're putting people in jail For smoking something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now Every commercial on TV is a prescription drug ad I can't watch TV for four minutes Without thinking I have five serious diseases
Like, 'Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?' Oh my God, I have this, write this down, whatever it is, I have this Half the time you don't even know what the commercial is
People running through fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean Like that is the greatest disease ever, how do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy
The schools now, it's all about self esteem in the schools Build the kids' self esteem, make them feel good about themselves If everybody grows up with high self esteem Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grown on trees It takes lots of drunk daddys, missing a lot of dance recitals
Before you decide to blow a goat on the Internet for fifty bucks And if that disappears, where does that leave me On a Friday with my new high speed connection?
Baby, sing sing sing, sing your song Sing for me, come on now, sing Sing sing sing, sing your song Sing for me, sing sing sing
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time You keep hearing about these, these terrorists Masterminds that are been killed in the Middle East
Terrorists masterminds, mastermind is sort of a lofty way To describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not masterminds
'OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack Then you get on that bus and you blow yourself up' 'Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don't I just' 'Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?'
Americans, let's face it, we've been a spoiled country for a long time You know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity, they say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic
An epidemic like it's polio, like we'll be telling Our grand kids about it one day, 'The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004' 'How'd you get through it grandpa?' 'Oh, it was horrible, Johnny There was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere'
更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Nobody knows why we're getting fatter, look at our lifestyles I'll sit at a drive-through, I'll sit there for I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up And making an eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Everything's mega-mealed, super-sized, 'Want Biggie fries with that, want a jumbo-fry, wanna go large, want a Biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat
Motherfucker? There's room in the bag, take it Want a fifty-five gallon drum of coke with that? It's only three more cents'
Baby, sing sing sing, sing your song Sing for me, come on now, sing Baby, sing sing sing, sing your song Sing for me, sing sing sing
Sometimes you've gotta suffer a little in your youth to motivate you To succeed later in life, you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school You think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not
You've got to spend a lot of time stuffed in your own locker With your underwear wedged up your ass before you start thinking 'I'm gonna take over the world of computers, you'll see I'll show them'
We're in one of the richest countries in the world and the minimum Wage is lower now than it was thirty-five years ago There are homeless people everywhere, this homeless guy Asked me for money the other day, I was about to give it to him
And I thought, he's just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol And then I thought, that's what I'm gonna use it on Why am I judging this poor bastard?
People love to judge homeless guys like You give him the money and he's just gonna waste it He's gonna waste the money
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do with it? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store For a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless
I walked behind this guy the other day, a homeless guy Asked him for money, he looks right at the homeless guy He goes, 'Why don't you go out and get a job, you bum?'
People always say that to homeless guys, get a job Like it's always that easy, this homeless guy was wearing His underwear outside his pants
I'm guessing his resume ain't all up to date I'm predicting some problems during the interview process I'm pretty sure even McDonald's has an
'Underwear Goes Inside The Pants' policy Not that they enforce it very strictly But technically, I'm sure, it's on the books
Sing sing sing, sing your song Sing for me, come on now, sing Baby, sing sing sing, sing your song Sing for me, sing sing sing
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