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The Dicamillo Sisters
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But Why's It So Cold
作詞:Brandon Dicamillo, James M Franks
It's Christmas we're talkin' 'bout
No, beware I'll cover you in fast eddies underwear Wow, I'll eat your mammies panties And tell your mom to come to me And come to my prom
Its in outer space That's where my sleigh can fly to Goodbye, excuse you Can I come back and say the rest of it? It's Christmas kids and you're gonna love it
Gravy dripping all over me Christmas is good But only when I come to your house And you've been good Christmas comes to everyone in every neighborhood
Whoa yeah, Christmas in fact You see Christmas layin' on it's back Get back to work bitch with me on top And don't you ever, ever pull the lever that says stop
Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole But why's it so cold? Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole But why's it so cold?
Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole But why's it so cold? Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole But why's it so cold?
Yeah you know It is what it is so, whoa I took a big ol' dump in a Pringles ca Now I'm wipin' off my ass Forget about my hand
Pumped up ready to do it I get in my sled My sack filled with fluid
I'm bringin' joy to my elves Don't put it by me 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Pleasures I won't deny their heiney
My armpits will sweat When I see that long-haired elf Coming out of his Corvette
Even though it's old And it's got a little scratch It don't matter I just love to lick his patch
On his chest You'll catch me red-handed Douglas, I'm the Christmas bandit Top-soil plant, don't you love the taste Of a beaver when it hesitates
With this Christmas you're going dutch But why's it so cold? Get me outta this now But Whys it so cold Let me rub your back But why's it so cold?
You're gonna make a lot of money kid But why's it so cold? I'll invest every bit of love I got But why's it so cold?
I got a toolbox But why's it so cold? It makes no sense But Why's It so cold?
Fill you up With pleasurous nutrients Like a worm has weiner Ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold?
Weiner, ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold? Weiner, ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold? Weiner, ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold? Weiner, ho, ho, ho but why's it so cold?
And it all happened at the company Christmas party? Oh yeah
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