- 歌詞
- 專輯列表
- 歌手介紹
Insane Clown Posse
-
If
If i was your tv i'd be like 'look at me' If i was a shooting star i'd be like 'peace!' If i was a fat bitches thong i'd be like 'hell naw!' If i was a hotties thong i'd be like 'awwww...' If i was a cuss word i'd just be like 'fuck' If i was a rock on the moon i'd be chillin' like 'sup?' If i was a butthole i'd just be an exit If i was the d.o.c. i'd be like 'man this is bullshit' If i was the tires on your car i'd be like 'neeeaaawww' If i was the bumper on your car i'd be like 'aww fuck' If i was a balloon i'd be like 'pap' If i was allysa milano i'd be fucking joe bruce If i was a radio dj i'd probably say 'the point 103' If i was a richy ass bitch i'd be like 'umm...ok' If i was spin magazine i'd put me on the cover and be like 'fuck us! and I won't read this, even us motherfucker!' If i was your mental stress i'd be catching up If i was your headaches every now and then i'd be like 'thonnnkk!!' 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 If i was your tongue i'd be hating your teeth i'd be like 'man why do You try to bite me every time we try to eat?' If i was a chair i'd be like 'sit here' If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair If i was your muffler i'd be like 'shhh, quietly' If i was a price tag i'd be like 'you ain't buying me' If i was a fresh ass dj i'd be like [records scratch] If i was jam master j i'd be like [records scratch] If i was a cheap clock radio i'd be like [static] 'tune that motherfucker in' If i was barry white i'd be like 'what up y'all?' If i was nipple in the cold i'd be like 'boing' If i was your dead uncle i'd be like '.....' If i was a raindrop i'd just be like 'drip' And if i had an ax to your neck i might say 'chop!'
[chorus] If i was, if i was, but i'll never be If i was, if i was, but i'll never be If i was, if i was, but i'll never be If i was, if i was, but i'll never be If i was, if i was, but you're killing me If i was, if i was. but you're killing me
If i was a faygo at one of our shows, i'd fly through the air into and Ocean of juggalos If i was andre the giant 'this is how i'd be talking' If i was father mc i'd be like 'now what happened?' If i was a mirror, i'd find another mirror And look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear If i was a slider i'd slide out your butt I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like 'what?' If i was a pilot i'd be like 'this is air traffic control' If i was john denver i'd be like 'nooooooo!!!!' If i was a switch i'd be like 'flick me, yoo-hoo' If i was a london cop car i'd be like 'wee-oop wee-oop' If i was chewbacca i'd get a fresh ass fade If i was vanilla ice i'd be like 'fuck y'all. i'm still paid' If i was a stop sign i'd just be like 'stop' If i was your wooden leg i'd still be giving you the hip-hop [chorus}
-
|