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Rigby:Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! (A Beef Burrito doll lies silently on the floor) I'll kill you!
(He pats his elbow and jumps onto a trampoline, body-slamming the doll. He then elbows the doll multiple times, and body slams it once more. He picks up the doll and moves its arm, making it punch himself in the face. Behind him, Mordecai is calling to him)
Mordecai:Tag up! Tag up!
(Pretending to be weakened, Rigby walks over to Mordecai and high-fives him. As Rigby drinks a soda, Mordecai pulls the Beef Burrito doll away. Rigby slams the soda can onto the ground and lets out a ferocious cry. Mordecai sets the doll up next to a bed before walking away onto the shelves.)
Rigby:What?! (silence) Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you? (Mordecai grabs Rigby) I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!
Mordecai: I think he wants you to put the hurt on him!
Rigby: You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?!
Mordecai: Yes, I do!
(Mordecai & Rigby scream. Mordecai throws Rigby down onto the trampoline, launching him into the wall. The impact leaves a large hole in the wall and Rigby ends up in a trash can.)
Rigby: Uhhh... (Stands up) Uuuuhhhhyyyy... (Removes trash can) Yea-uh!! Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?
Mordecai: Hahahaha! Yeah, I did! But it wasn't as awesome as when you punched that hole in the wall!
(They begin laughing, but suddenly stop as the realization hits them, which causes them to scream in horror. Rigby quickly opens the door and checks to see if anyone is in the hallway, then shuts the door.)
Mordecai: I can't believe I listened to you! I knew I should've gone out to do some work, but no, 'Let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun!'.
Rigby: But it WAS fun!
Mordecai: Well, yeah. But now there's a big hole in the wall! Dude, we're 23 years old, we shouldn't be busting holes in walls. We're gonna get fired for this!
Rigby: You mean, you're gonna get fired for this.
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole!
Mordecai: Don't call me a hole! You're the hole, you're the one who wanted to wrestle!
Rigby: Okay, okaaayy! Let's not blame anyone! Now, how in the 'h' are we gonna fix this 's'? (In reruns, the line is changed to 'Now, how in the heck are we gonna fix this stuff?' In the UK, the line is changed to 'Now, how in the heck are we gonna fix this hole?')
Mordecai: I don't know man. I mean, we can't fix it, and we definitely can't pay for it, 'cause we don't have any money! Unless you have some money.
Rigby: No. Besides, I don't even know how much it costs to fix a hole like this. Probably a ton.
Mordecai: Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution: We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.
Rigby: Dude... you are a GENIUS! Of COURSE raises!
Mordecai: Okay, dude, here's-
Rigby: Let me stop you there because I already know what you're going to say!...HAAAAMBONING.
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: Yeah, dude, Hamboning! We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, 'We both want raises!' (Repeatedly taps all over himself while walking towards Mordecai, then starts tapping Mordecai)
Mordecai: No, man! Stop it! We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the-
Rigby: No, no, NO, that's not gonna work! What are you, 65? (Imitating an old man) 'Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?' COME ON! I'm telling you, dude! HAAAMBONIIIING.
Mordecai: (Crosses arms) Noooooo.
Rigby: Hamboning will save your LIFE someday! It'll be all like, 'What? You're trying to mug me? (Starts hamboning again)
Mordecai: No! We're not doing that, okay? OKAY?
Rigby: Fine...(Gasps) I know what to do! (Runs to a pile of dirty clothes and gets a red keyboard) Are you ready for raises? Boop-bweeep-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boooo!
Mordecai: (In awe) Woah-ho-ho-ho, how did you get that?
Rigby: I have my methods.
(Scene cuts to a flashback. A wizard places the same red keyboard on a bench. The wizard then heads towards a bush and urinates on it. Rigby steals the keyboard and runs away. Scene cuts back to Rigby and Mordecai. Rigby laughs to himself.)
Mordecai: I don't know, dude. How's that gonna get us raises?
Rigby: Aw, come on, man! Look! (Sets keyboard on floor) Just come check it out. (Plays keyboard and it makes cool noises)
Mordecai: Woaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho! This is the answer to ALL our problems. Have you named her yet?
Rigby: Actually, I thought you could do the honors.
Mordecai: Really?
Rigby: Mmhmm. (Nods)
Mordecai: Ya know, I've always wanted to date a girl named: The Power.
Rigby: The Power?
Mordecai: (Nods) Mmhmm.
Rigby: I like it.
(Suddenly, the words 'The Power' appear at the top of the keyboard)
Mordecai and Rigby: Cool...!
(Scene cuts to the park)
Mordecai: Alright, this time with feeling.
Rigby: Yeah yeah. Ready?
Mordecai: Yeah yeah.
Rigby: Ok. (Presses The Power's on button)
Mordecai and Rigby: (They start singing) 5, 6, 7, 8! (They start dancing to The Power's music, spin and then point) Give us a raise, loser! (They laugh)
Rigby: Hey, it's Pops.
Pops: A-ha-ha! Hello.
Mordecai: Hey Pops, what's up?
Pops: Is that the sound of music I hear?
Rigby: (Whispers to Mordecai) Dude, let's use The Power on Pops.
Mordecai: I don't know, Pops is kind of weird. (They look over at Pops)
(Pops laughs strangely as a butterfly approaches his face)
Rigby: Exactly, at least we can test it out on him, and he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work.
Mordecai: Ok, but let's not call him a loser.
Rigby: Why not?
Mordecai: He's sensitive. I don't want him to cry, I just want him to give us a raise.
Rigby: Ok, let's do it. Hey Pops! Check it. (Presses the on button again)
Mordecai and Rigby: 5, 6, 7, 8. Give us a raise, Pops!
Pops: (Laughs) Good show, jolly good show! A pay increase, yes yes of course. Just let me get my billfold. Butterscotch Ripple? (Mordecai and Rigby take one) Ta-ta! (He leaves)
Mordecai: Dude, I think that just worked.
Rigby: Yeah, I know.
Mordecai: I mean, if Pops wasn't so weird, he might have given us actual money.
Rigby: Totally.
(Mordecai and Rigby run off to show Benson The Power. Cut to Benson working at the shed.)
Benson: Ugh...
Mordecai and Rigby: Hey Benson. Five, six, seven, eight! (They start dancing to The Power's music)
Benson: What are you doing?
Mordecai and Rigby: (They spin and point at Benson) Give us a raise, loser. (They quickly back up, afraid of how Benson will react)
Benson: You know, you guys have been working harder. I think you deserve a raise. We can negotiate your new rates later in the week, but for now, how's 20 bucks sound? (He hands Mordecai and Rigby two 20 dollar bills) Keep up the good work. (Drives away in a cart)
Rigby: Do you realize what this means?
Mordecai: We can fix the hole?
Rigby: No, we can do everything we ever wanted!
(Clock transition to a montage of Mordecai and Rigby using The Power to get a bunch of stuff, then they fly down and bump into Skips)
Skips: You guys shouldn't be doing what you just did.
Rigby: What, the flying or the hole?
Skips: What hole?
Rigby: Dude, get to The Power, he knows.
Skips: Knows what?
Mordecai: Nothing Skips, uh, we were just getting back to work. (To Rigby) Dude, kick it to max power.
(Rigby turns on the keyboard)
Mordecai and Rigby: Five, six, seven, eight! Using the Power in your face. Sending you back to your place. Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches. (They press buttons on each other's watches) Boop-boop-bweep—boop-boop-boo-bweep-bee-boo. Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, synchronized. (They put on red sweaters) Go away Skips, it's time for you to go away.
Mordecai: It's time for you to go your room!
Rigby: Yeah, Skips. It's time for you to go to the moon!
(Skips disappears)
Mordecai: (Gasps) Where'd he go?
Rigby: Uh...
Mordecai: Did you just send Skips to the moon?
Rigby: Isn't that what you said?
Mordecai: No, room. I sent him to his room, not the moon you idiot! Dude, wish him back.
Rigby: But it doesn't work that way.
Mordecai: What do you mean?
Rigby: I can't see him, can I?
Mordecai: Ugh, then we have to go get him.
Rigby: But he's going to be pissed! (In reruns, the line is changed to 'But he's going to be ticked.')
Mordecai: Better than him being dead.
Benson:: Hey, hey have you two seen Skips?
Mordecai: Rigby sent him to the moon.
(Rigby punches Mordecai, who then punches him. Rigby falls over and groans in pain.)
Benson: Wait, what?
Mordecai: We accidentally sent Skips to the moon with this keyboard and now we have to get him back.
(Benson laughs)
Pops: Ooh, I love the moon.
Benson: Come on, where's Skips?
Mordecai: Ugh! Look, we'll show you.
Rigby: Come on, let's go! Jeez, you take forever.
Mordecai: Sorry, Pops had to go to the bathroom.
Pops: Twice.
Benson: So what do we do?
Mordecai: Don't worry, we got it.
Mordecai and Rigby: (They start playing the keyboard and singing) Take us to the moon! Take us to the moon! Woah-oh! Won't you take us to the moon?
(Nothing happens)
Benson: Ha-ha, very fun-
(The cart suddenly vanishes. Cut to everyone in the cart screaming as they're hurled through space. They crash-land on the moon. Everybody is heard coughing and moaning. Benson gets up.)
Benson: What is all this junk?
(An assortment of items are sitting before them.)
Rigby: Um, don't get mad at me guys, but, uh, I kinda sent a bunch of stuff to the moon while you guys were in the house.
(Flashback to Rigby playing with The Power)
Rigby: (Singing) A bunch of baby ducks. Send 'em to the moon! Soda machine that doesn't work. Send 'em to the moon!
(Shifts back to present)
Mordecai: You drillbit! What else did you send?!
(Suddenly a Moon Monster appears, who is chasing Skips)
Pops: Look, it's Skips! There he is!
Mordecai: Oh great, it had to be a monster.
Benson: (backing away) What is that?
Mordecai: Rigby, you guys go get Skips. We'll pick you up.
Rigby: Ok, ok. (he and Benson run towards Skips while holding The Power.)
Mordecai: (struggling to turn the cart rightside-up) Pops, help me with this.
Rigby: Let's go, let's go!
(The Moon Monster, now in possession of Skips, roars. Rigby sets The Power down.)
Benson: Come on!
Rigby: Give me a break, I have to come up with the words you know. (counts on his fingers) Ok, I got it. (He begins playing The Power) G-g-g-go away big monster go-go...(The Power begins to lose power)!
Benson: What?
(Rigby tries to play The Power, but it's unresponsive)
Rigby: Dude, I think the batteries just died.
Benson: What?!
(The Moon Monster closes in on Rigby and Benson. Mordecai and Pops have managed to turn the cart upright.)
Mordecai: Hurry up dude!
Rigby: The batteries are dead!
Mordecai: What?!
(flashback: Rigby recalls what he said about hamboning.)
Rigby: Hamboning will save your life someday, it'll be all like what, you're trying to mug me? I'm telling ya dude, hamboning. (transition back to the present)
Rigby: I know what to do! Hold this. (He hands The Power to Benson and runs off towards the Moon Monster, who is about to eat Skips) Nooo!
(Rigby begins hamboning the monster, which distracts him. Skips escapes from the Moon Monster's grip, then runs and grabs Rigby just seconds before the Moon Monster tries to crush him with his fist. Skips, holding Rigby, runs up to the cart, which is being driven by Mordecai, along with Pops and Benson.)
(Skips and Rigby jump onto the cart.)
Mordecai: I can't believe you just did that.
(the Moon Monster pursues the cart)
Skips: Use your keyboard!
Rigby: The batteries are dead.
(Skips looks back at Monster, who is dangerously close by now)
Skips: (punches through cart and pulls out a batch of power wires, which he plugs into The Power) Play it!
(Rigby quickly starts playing The Power. The Moon Monster reels back for a punch.)
(They disappear mere seconds before the Moon Monster crushes the golf cart to pieces. Everyone screams as they're launched through space. They land in Mordecai and Rigby's room. All of the walls break apart and collapse, save for the hole Rigby and Mordecai made eariler.)
Rigby: Ha ha ha, we did it! Yeah! (triumphantly lifts The Power over his head, which Benson swiftly takes.) Hey, that's mine!
Benson: Nope, you sent him to the moon so the least you can do is give him your keyboard, right Skips?
Skips: Right. (breaks The Power with knee)
Benson: And let's have it.
Rigby: What?
Rigby: (sighs)
(Rigby and Mordecai hand their 20 dollar bills back to Benson.)
Benson: NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED! Ugh, can you believe this?
Skips: No.
(Benson, Pops and Skips leave the room, slamming the door on the way out.)
Rigby: Oh dude this sucks! The hole's still there! Do you think Benson noticed it?
Mordecai: (puts poster over hole) He won't now!
Rigby: Dude, you're a genius! (they high-five)
Episode ends.
(Pops' house steps, day. Benson goes through the list of what needs to be done with Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, and two new characters: Mitch 'Muscle Man' Sorrenstein, a fat, green man, and Hi Five Ghost, a very self-descriptive ghost)
Benson: Alright, listen up! We've got this birthday party today, so... lots to do. Lots to do. Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, you're in charge of picking up the special entertainment.
Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost: Yes! Uh! (they high-five)
Benson: Skips, you set up the bouncy castle.
Skips: Hmm. (skips over into a bush)
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Benson: Let's see, I'm picking up the kids, so... Mordecai and Rigby, you set up the chairs.
Mordecai and Rigby: Augh! (Mordecai slides down the steps, onto the ground. Pops calls from above)
Pops: Oh, what about me? Surely, I'm invited to my own birthday party!
Benson: Um, your birthday was last week, remember? It's a kid's party today.
Pops: (pulls out a bundle of balloons) I still have balloons!
Benson: We've got it covered, Pops!
Pops: (sadly) Oh. I see. (slips out, and is carried through the air by the balloons)
Mordecai: Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs? Setting up the chairs?!
Rigby: Lame!
Benson: I can't trust you guys with something actually important. You're always slacking off.
Mordecai: You calling us slackers?
Rigby: Did he? Did you?
Mordecai: He's calling us slackers. Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.
Benson: Good. Do it then.
Mordecai: We will.
Rigby: Yeah, and then next time you'll get someone else to set up the chairs?
(Mordecai does a shrugging motion)
Benson: Fine.
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOHHH!! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time! UHHHHH!
Benson: Just set up the chairs.
Rigby: Benson's gonna drop his gumballs when he sees how good we set up these chairs, he's gonna be all like (imitating Benson) 'Oh no, my gumballs.'
Mordecai: Ha ha ha! Yeah-ya, we rule at settin' up the chairs. (hands Rigby a chair) One.
Rigby: Yaaa! One! (throws chair it falls on the ground) Yeah dude, this sucks.
Mordecai: I agree dude, and normally I'd be all 'let's quit', but we have to prove to Benson we can set up these chairs.
Rigby: All right. AAGGGHHH! Must be nice to be the boss. Benson never has to do chores.
(Scene is now set to the highway, and Benson is driving a bus full of kids.)
Benson: Happy birthday Jimm...
(Benson is cut off by Jimmy)
Jimmy: Just drive the bus, you crazy slop jockey!
(Scene goes back to Mordecai and Rigby)
(Rigby is wearing a bunch of chairs)
Rigby: BEW! BEW! BEW! PSSHHH! BEW! HA HA! (knocks over the chairs)
Mordecai: What the H dude!?
Rigby: Hahahahahahahaha!
Mordecai: Can we please just focus?
Rigby: AGGHHH! (takes off chair) When you say that, it makes me tired. (sits)
Mordecai: Dude!
Rigby: Agghh! You sound like Benson.
Mordecai: Dude! Listen. If we pound through this, we'll never have to do this lame chair stuff again.
Rigby: >Gasp< Next time it could be us picking up...
Mordecai and Rigby: The special entertainment!
(Scene goes to where the special entertainment gets picked up by Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost)
(Muscle Man knocks on the door.)
(Door opens showing eyeballs)
Muscle Man: We are here to pick you up.
(Door opens showing a horse)
Special Entertainment Horse: Just a second.
Special Entertainment Clown: Aghhyyyahhgg... who's at da door? Whoa it's bright!
Muscle Man: You know who likes special entertainment like that? My mom!
Special Entertainment Clown: Could I borrow five bucks?
(Scene goes back to Mordecai and Rigby)
Mordecai: 37... 38... 38... Rigby!
Rigby: That's all the chairs dude.
Mordecai: There's supposed to be fifty!
Rigby: That's Benson's problem.
Mordecai: No dude, that's our problem.
Rigby: HMM!
Mordecai: C'mon, we've gotta find the rest.
Rigby: Fine! Let's find your stupid chairs. (Rigby tries to open a door). It won't open, let's get out of here.
Mordecai: Did you try the actual door knob?
Rigby: AAGGHHH! You're killing me! It's locked, let's do something else.
Mordecai: C'mon dude, take this seriously. Uh! It is locked.
Rigby: Hmm, Hmm.
Mordecai: We've gotta get those chairs. (Mordecai Knocks down door)
Rigby: HEY!
Mordecai: AAAGGGHHHH!! (he's on the floor rubbing his arm in pain)
Rigby: Whoa!
Mordecai: Agh, you see the chairs?
Rigby: Even better.
Mordecai: What do ya mea... >Gasp< (The two see arcade games)
Rigby: It's like old school heaven!
Mordecai: Yeah, look at these things! Ball of Yarn, Lemonade Stand, Hats 4 Sale, Clap Like This, Candle Maker, Deli Dude, Staring Contest!!?? Why are these even here!?
Rigby: Who cares, let's play!
Mordecai: No dude! Dude, no! You want Benson to think we're slackers forever?
Rigby: I don't know. Do you want to be boring forever?
Mordecai: Not cool dude!
Rigby: Whatever! I'm takin' my break. (Rigby starts game)
Mordecai: Dude, you're not even doing it right. You're just mashing the buttons.
Rigby: Whatever, why don't you go back to work?
Mordecai: I know, how 'bout I take my break too? (Mordecai plays and wins). Bam! OOOHHHHHH!!!
Rigby: Man, that was just luck.
Mordecai: HMM, HMM! (Mordecai starts the game again. Then Rigby plays. Then Mordecai, then Rigby, then Mordecai, and he wins). OOOHHHHH! OOOHHHH! OOOHHHH! OOOHHHH! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOHHHHHH! TEN IN A ROOOOWWWW! All right let's finish those chairs.
Rigby: Wait man, what about that one? (Rigby sees another game in the back)
Mordecai: Didn't they teach you how to read? Out of order.
Rigby: Whoooaaa! This... looks... awesome!!!
Mordecai: Yeah whatever, it's broken.
Rigby: Probably because people couldn't stop playing it cause it's so awesome!
Mordecai: How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?
Rigby: Hey! Why don't you go ask Benson to tell you what to do?
Mordecai: Move over Rigby!
(They open the control panel, and find a note and read it)
Mordecai and Rigby: 'In the name of all that is holy, don't connect the red wire to the blue wire'?
Mordecai: I don't think we should do this.
(Rigby takes the note, throws it behind him, and tries to connect the two wires to get the game to work)
Rigby: C'mon c'mon!
(Rigby connected the wires and a smoke version of the Destroyer of Worlds comes out of the game)
Destroyer of Worlds (smoke version): Ha, ha, haaa!
(The power goes out)
Mordecai: Dude, what just happened?
Rigby: I don't know.
(Game turns on, knocks them back, and spawns the Destroyer of Worlds)
Mordecai: That can't be good.
Rigby: I don't know, it could be cool.
(DOW blasts a hole through the wall)
Mordecai: Oh man, we're so dead.
Rigby: Maybe no one will notice.
(DOW blasts several sheds and a tree)
Pops: Oh, who unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds? Good show!
Mordecai: We better go find Skips.
(Mordecai and Rigby run to skips)
Mordecai and Rigby: >panting<
Mordecai: Skips, uh dude.
Skips: What did you guys do?
Mordecai: What? Nothing. Heh.
(DOW blasts the marry-go-round)
Destroyer of Worlds: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Skips: You ignored my note, didn't you?
Mordecai: A note? What note?
Rigby: You mean like a musical note?
(DOW blasts the bouncy castle)
Skips: You fools! Destroyer of Worlds will kill us all!
(Destroyer of Worlds appears behind them and laughs evilly)
Skips: I have an idea, but I need time. Distract it!
Mordecai: Wait, what? Distract it how?
Rigby (picks up a rock): Get outta here! (hits rock at the DOW's chin, then DOW frowns) Uh-oh.
Mordecai and Rigby (while getting chased by the DOW): AAAHHHHHH!!!!
(Benson pulls up with the bus)
Benson: We're here. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
(DOW goes up to the bus)
Kids on the bus: It's the special entertainment! YEAAAAA!!!
(DOW blasts through the top of the bus)
Benson and the kids on the bus: ...AAAAAHHHHH!!!
(Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost pull up with the special entertainment)
Muscle Man: Hey kids. Get ready for our very special entertainment!
(DOW zaps the special entertainment and turns them into ash, kids scream)
Mordecai: We're screwed.
Skips: Get in!
(Goes after Dow)
Skips: Climb on top but don't press start until i say.
(Mordecai and Rigby climb onto the top of the golf cart and Pops crashes into the golf cart)
Pops: Skips my good man! I lost my balloons.
Skips: Take the wheel.
Pops: It must be my birthday!
Skips: Okay everyone, press your start buttons on three. One, two, three!
(Everyone presses start and creates video game character)
Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa!
Skips: Mordecai and I got the arms, Rigby, you got the legs.
Rigby: Aw what, legs?! Legs suck man, this is worse than the chairs!
Mordecai: Dude, quit mashing the buttons, you're messing up the legs!
Rigby: SHUT UP!
(Video game character runs away, DOW follows it)
Skips: Drive, Pops, drive!
Pops: This is so much fun! Whohoo!
Mordecai: Skips! Pops stop, we lost Skips!
(Pops stops cart)
Mordecai: Skips! >gasps< The extra chairs! Dude, you kill the Destroyer of Worlds, I'm gonna go get the chairs!
Rigby: It's too dangerous, just leave them!
Mordecai: I don't care, we're not slackers!
Rigby: >gasps< MORDECAI!
Mordecai: AAAHHH!
(Rigby starts mashing all of the buttons)
Mordecai: The button mashing's working! Finish him off dude!
(Video game character destroys DOW and eats the cherry)
Mordecai: That was some pretty sweet button mashing.
Rigby: I told you I got skills.
(Benson comes out of ditch, and is red and extremely mad)
Benson: YOU!!!!!!
Mordecai: Whoa, hey Benson! Before you freak out, we totally set up those chairs.
(Kids cheer)
Muscle Man: Whoo! This birthday party's hot!
Rigby: So we're cool right?
Benson: YOU IDIOTS!! That's the last time i entrust you with something important, LIKE THE CHAIRS!!!
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOHHHH! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time!
Benson: But you are gonna clean up this mess and you can start by sweeping up the special entertainment!
(Benson walks away)
Mordecai: Yeah, no problem.
Rigby: We got it.
Mordecai: Don't worry about us.
Rigby: We're gonna take a break first, right?
Mordecai: Yeah.
(End of 'Just Set Up The Chairs')

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