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Ninja Sex Party( NSP )
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6969
Egoraptor/Narrator：
Somewhere deep in the slow eternal dance of the heavens drifts a planet called, simply, 'earth'. And among the other wise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes, destined to save the future... from itself!!!
Danny Sexbang：
[Spoken]Hey, Ninja Brian I made a time machine spaceship... do you... wanna go on it? Yeah, okay, cool!
[Sung]
Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align
The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian
Flying towards the sexual peak, of history and time
[Spoken]
Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year (grunt)
(6969)
(69) I've got my spacesuit (69) and 90 pounds of space lube
[Sung]
Crossing through into a fucking worm hole beyond the milky way
THAT SHIT'S FAR
To a time on earth so far in the future that everyone gets laid
TWICE AS HARD
We're noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade
HERE WE ARE
Open the bay doors and let's live the dream
Give the world a double team
I bet it's a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream
[Spoken]
Wait this place isn't sexy at all, and this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed...
[Sung]
I can't believe my eyes but it's a world without sex
Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtle necks
Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance
Without the thrill of boning what is life?
We must speak to the council of Dick Elders tonight
[Spoken]
Excuse me, Dick-Elders?
Dick Elder:
What do you want?
Danny Sexbang:
[Sung]
I know it's most unusual to come before you so
But planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass
Dick Elder:
Wait, you're Ninja Sex Party you will ruin our plans
Guards
[Screamed]
SOUND THE ALARM
[Sung]
If people have sex they'll break our thousand-year spell
There will be a revolution and they'll think for themselves
We control this planet of unsatisfied wood
Oh, why does being evil always feel so damn good?
Danny Sexbang:
Fuck that bullshit we'll make it right
Get ready for the sexy fight
My dick's the sparkle of hope
And a revolution shall ignite
Tonight
We're taking flight we have to find a girl
Dick Elder:
[Spoken]
Shoot the fucking laser
Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em
Danny Sexbang:
Show her what it means to love
And fix this broken world
Dick Elder:
All the fucking lasers
All the fucking lasers at 'em
Danny Sexbang:
A new sex king will rule
Let the boner banners be unfurled
[Spoken]
Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair I'm immediately in love!
[Sung]
(69) She's spent her life all alone (69) Wanna take her to the bone-zone
(69) Make her feel the pleasure (69) Of my only treasure
I can't believe my eyes but you're the girl of my dreams
Let's both tear all of our clothes off like two pants hating wolverines
The love we make will save the earth from this oppressive dick regime
(Woah oh oh) We're having sex now
(Oh woah oh) To change the world
(Woah oh oh) You brought three friends now
(Oh woah oh) Oh shit they're girls
I think it's obvious that people liked our sexy show
A multi-billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe
The human race, much like my junk, will now be free to go
(Let's Go!)
(Woah oh oh) What about the elders
(Oh woah oh) We've torn their world to shreds
(Woah oh oh) Maybe they'll be cool with it
(Oh woah oh)
[Spoken]
Oh, hey Dick Elders, how's it going?
Dick Elder:
Y-you are fucking dead!
Danny Sexbang:
[Sung]
So much for that it's time to put on pants
And run away from their death army which is starting to advance
Dick Elder:
Shoot the fucking lasers
Wave our fucking lasers at 'em
Danny Sexbang:
Can't die we're way to young and there's so many girls to bone
Dick Elder:
Shoot the fucking lasers
Wave our fucking lasers at 'em
Danny Sexbang:
But now we're cornered with our backs against the wall
Dick Elder:
It's over Danny Sexbang, your time has come
But first we're going to take care of your ninja friend here
(Slice)
Aughhhh
Danny Sexbang:
God damn Brian you killed them all
Now the empire will fall
I have to say in retrospect that was easier than I thought
(Oh yeah!)
Our work here's done the future is secure
But my girl and I have one last farewell-slam just to be sure
For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a heart that is so pure
[Spoken]
Take care of this world for me my darling
I will always love you
What is your name by the way?
Kristen?
Ah a beautiful name
Until that glorious day when we meet again Katie
Farewell
[Sung]
Now let us fly into the night sky
And we'll raise a glass to ass in a final goodbye
To 6969 6969 (6969 6969)
Let us be gone our quest is now done
It's a sexy destiny so let's rock the fuck on!
6969
Fuck yeah
[Whispered]
Fuck yeah
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