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Brentalfloss( Brent Black )
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Tecmo Bowl [feat. Niko Tsakalakos]
NIKO：
BUT BRO, TECMO BOWL NUMBER ONE GAME OF ALL
AND THAT'S AN EASY CALL! IT'S THE SPORTS GAME PLAYED
BACK WHEN THEY FIRST WERE MADE, IT PAVED THE WAY FOR MADDEN
BRENT:
NIKO!
NIKO:
TECMO BOWL, POP IT ON YOUR TV
ONE GAME AND YOU WILL SEE
WHY FOR EVERYONE, TECMO IS SUPER FUN
COME ON, BRENT, THROW YOUR HAT IN!
BRENT:
DUDE, I'M KINDA BAD AT SPORTS, NOT TO BE RUDE,
BUT I WOULD CLEARLY COME UP SHORT, SO...
NIKO:
TECMO BOWL, BACK WHEN I USED TO PLAY
I'D PLAY IT EVERY DAY
IN SUBURBIA, THERE'S-NOTHING TO DO SO, DUH:
IT MAKES LIFE LESS PATHETIC.
TECMO BOWL, YOU GET TO STRATEGIZE
SEE THROUGH MONTANA'S EYES
AND THE BEST PART IS, YOU'D BE A TECMO WIZ
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ATHLETIC AT ALL
BRENT:
PASS! I ACTUALLY NEEDED TUTORS FOR GYM CLASS
I'LL STICK TO RPGS AND SHOOTERS
NIKO:
COME ON DUDE, JUST ONE TRY!
BRENT:
THAT'S MINE!
NIKO:
COME ON, DON'T BE THAT GUY.
BRENT:
ALRIGHT, FINE!
NIKO: PICK THE TEAM YOU WANT TO BE...
49'ERS, NATURALLY
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GETTIN' STARTED ISN'T SHAKESPEARE OR CHEKOV
YOU SIMPLY WAIT FOR THE KICK-OFF
AND THEN YOU'LL SEE...
BRENT:
NOW MY THOUGHTS FLASH BACK
TO EVERY TIME I GOT SACKED
EVERY (PUFFS INHALER) ASTHMA ATTACK
IN MY P.E. CLASS, I ONLY CAUGHT ONE PASS
THEN RAN TO MY OWN ENDZONE
FELT SO LAME
WEAK WAS MY MIDDLE NAME
IT WAS MY SECRET SHAME
CAN I UNDO THAT ALL WITH ONE STUPID GAME?
NO TIME TO THINK, HERE I GO...
NIKO:
SEE, I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD KICK ASS
EVEN THOUGH YOU SUCKED AT GYM CLASS
BRENT:
I JUST MASHED THE BUTTONS!
NIKO:
YEAH BUT, YOU CAUGHT THE FREAKIN' PASS!
BOTH:
TECMO BOWL IS SUPER LEGIT
TECMO BOWL IS REALLY THE SHIT
BRENT: I JUST TOOK A CHANCE
BOTH: AND BOOM!
NIKO: AREN'T YOU GLAD
BOTH: THAT I/YOU DIDN'T QUIT!
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
TECMO BOWL MAKES KINGS OUT OF LOSERS!
TECMOBOWL- TECMOBOWL- TECMOBOWL- TECMOBOWL
I LOVE TECMO BOWL!
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