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Steam Powered Giraffe( SPG )
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Introduction (Live) [Dialogue]
The Spine：Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Spine：It's good to be here in beautiful Pliffterston, New Pennsyltucky, here at the newly restored Globe of Yesterday's Tomorrow!
Rabbit：Ah, it seems like only yesterday that we were here for the 1956 Pliffterston, N-New Pennsyltucky World's Fair!
S：Ah, yes.
R：That was a good time at a real city and state.
S: This is a real city and state!
R: It certainly is a real city and state.
S: Such a beautiful real city and state.
The Jon: Uhh, guys?
S: Yes Jon?
Jon: Where are we?
S: Pliffterston, New Pennsyltucky!
R: That's right; Pliffterston, New Pennsyltucky!
R: ...that's a real city and state.
J: Well, now that the... rat's in the kitchen, why don't we introduce ourselves?
S: What does that mean, Jon?
J: 'That's a great idea, The Jon!'
S: Alright Jon... Uh, how 'bout you go ahead first, Rabbit?
R: Well, if you insist.
R: My name is Rabbit! And I was b-built back in 1896.
R: Y-y-y-y-you know, back when it was still illegal for women to read and write.
R: And all the men dressed like Mr. Peanut!
R: I'm like, ah, a priceless antique.
S: Yes, Rabbit, you've aged like a fine milk.
S: Hi. I'm The Spine. And I was built with a titanium alloy spine.
J: Hahah... And?
S: And what?
R: Is that it?
S: Yeah.
J: Well, there's gotta be more.
S: No, that's my... backstory.
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J: Ohhh...
S: Thank you. I wrote that one myself.
R: We know you did.
S: And last but not least, we have the one and only...
R: The one of many...
Both: The Jon!
J: Hi, my name's- whoops!
J: That's weird.
S: Did your pants just fall down?
J: Wardrobe malfunction...
S: Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen- Jon, we told you to keep your suspenders on!
J: Sorry!
S: That's what they're for, to suspend.
R: Yeah, and take those lobster claws off your hands.
S: I was gonna ask, why are you wearing a sombrero as well?
R: I think you can keep the sombrero, I kinda like it.
S: It's kind of festive, kind of sets the mood.
R: Alright, now I think it's time for another song...
R: So uh, without further ado, here comes a wizard riding a dragon-
R: He's gonna land here on stage...
J: Oh there it is, I see it!
R: There it is, there's the ballot form.
S: Uhh, you need a ballot to know what the next song is? You don't just know it already?
R: Hello Mister Wizard. Gimme that- thank you.
R: Alright. I'm reading it right now.
S: Ah, I know what the next song is now.
S: I already knew, but...
J: Whoops!
Spine and Rabbit: Joooonnn!
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