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SpongeBob SquarePants( Sponge Bob Square Pants )
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Rodeo Daze
Narrator：Ah, the eternal expanse of the deep sea. Teeming with fantastic creatures. Uh, teeming… I'm sure they're around here somewhere! Aha! [Zooms in on a rock with bugs on it]Oh, that's a rock! Where is everybody? [screams][SpongeBob is right there, and he scared the narrator]Oh, it is just SpongeBob. Watch and witness one of the rarest and mysterious rituals of the deep, the staring contest.
SpongeBob：[SpongeBob's eyes get watery and he finally blinks]Patrick, wow!
Patrick：What?
SpongeBob：You are the best starer I've ever stared at!
Patrick：Oh, staring contest! I thought it was a blinking contest and I was losing.
SpongeBob: [There is a sound like something is falling]Hark, Patrick. Do you hear something? [A message in a bottle falls on SpongeBob's head, and SpongeBob falls down]Oh! [SpongeBob reads the note tied to the bottle]Hmm, it's a letter for Sandy, all the way from Texas. We better deliver it!
SpongeBob: Sandy! [SpongeBob tries to open Sandy's door, but it doesn't open]Oh, it's not opening!
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! I have something that might help. [Patrick pulls out a book called '
SpongeBob: How to open things. Brilliant, Patrick! I saw the movie, but I never read the book.
Patrick: Uh, ok. [Patrick flips through the pages]Garbage cans. No. Jar. No. Box. No. Sandy's door! Twist to the left.
SpongeBob: Oh! I was twisting to the right.
Patrick: A common mistake, my good friend. [Patrick puts away the book]Allow me. [Patrick does some warm up exercises]Ok, time to open this.
Sandy: [Sandy kicks her door open]Hi-yah! Trying to ninja sneak attack? Hi-yah! Hi-yah! [Sandy kicks Patrick up in the air, and she hits SpongeBob, causing the note in the bottle on SpongeBob's head to fall out]Well, you're still no match for my squirrel-fu! [Sandy grabs the note and reads it]It's a letter from my twin brother, Randy!
SpongeBob: [Patrick falls on SpongeBob]Oh!
Sandy: [SpongeBob and Patrick get into Sandy's suit]Do you mind?
SpongeBob: Not at all. Read on.
Patrick: Doesn't bother me.
Sandy: Get out of my suit! [SpongeBob and Patrick are flushed out of Sandy's suit]Well, golly! Randy says the rodeo's come to town. I've got to head back to Texas and defend my championship title!
SpongeBob: Championship title? For what?
Sandy: You got cotton in your ears?
Patrick: [Patrick looks in SpongeBob's ear]Hmm, no. It's not cotton. It's actually an old moldy piece of Krabby patty. [Patrick eats the Krabby patty]Mmm.
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob is holding a jellyfish net]Is your championship title for jellyfishing?
Sandy: No.
SpongeBob: Karate?
Sandy: No!
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob and Patrick are now wearing white coats and glasses, and Patrick is holding a mini volcano]Perhaps the science fair, then.
Sandy: No. It's my rodeo championship on the line.
SpongeBob: Rodeo? What does rodeo mean?
Sandy: Critters that you gotta wrangle. [Sandy pulls out a lasso and lassos SpongeBob and Patrick]Cowboy suits with perty spangles. [Sandy is now wearing spangles on her suit and she is wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat]Boots with spurs that jingle jangle, that's a rodeo. Tight blue jeans you gotta squeeze in, but they sure look mighty pleasin'! [Sandy gives Patrick a wedgie by putting some jeans on him.]Big belt buckles are always in season! [SpongeBob is wearing a big belt buckle]That's a rodeo.
Cows: Rodeo
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Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo
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Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo
Sandy: [Sandy is riding SpongeBob]Ride that critter, don't be no quitter! Hold on tight with all your might! Yee-haw! That's a rodeo. Tractor pulls and big old bulls. [Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick are on a tractor and then a bull]Line dancin', horses prancin'! [There is a bunch of squirrels line dancing, and then there is a horse in a tutu prancing]Barrel racin', bareback ridin'! [Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting on a barrel and then a horse]Bronco bustin', aluminum sidin'. [The horse bucks SpongeBob and Patrick off and onto barn doors]That's a rodeo.
Cows: Rodeo
Sandy: Rodeo!
Cows: Rodeo
Sandy: Rodeo!
Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo
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Sandy: Rodeo!
Sandy and Cows: Yippee ti yay, yippy ti yo
Sandy: And don't forget who makes us laugh when we're feelin' down. The happy slappy, sunny, funny good ol' rodeo clown.
SpongeBob: Clowns? [SpongeBob grabs onto Sandy]Don't go, Sandy! It's too risky!
Sandy: [Sandy pushes SpongeBob away]I must! It's my duty!
SpongeBob: Oh, this is terrible! We can't let Sandy go all alone! It's too dangerous up there, right Patrick?
Patrick: Eh, I'm indifferent.
SpongeBob: How could we live with ourselves if Sandy got hurt, and we weren't there to help? Why, I wouldn't be able to look at myself.
Patrick: Look at yourself? How do you do that? [Patrick spins around,
SpongeBob: Patrick! This is no time for silly games! Sandy needs us. You understand? Patrick? Patrick!
Patrick: [Patrick is running away, thinking about the wedgie.]No more tight jeans!
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm sure someone else will help me.
[Scene cuts to Mr.
SpongeBob: So there you have it, Mr. Krabs. Sandy really needs our help.
Mr. Krabs: Ok, explain it to me again, but this time, take out anything that doesn't have to do with money. Uh-huh, that's what I thought. [Mr.
SpongeBob: [sigh]I need to find someone with compassion. Someone who selflessly helps others, with no concern for his own safety. I need…A hero.
[Scene cuts to Squidward's front yard,
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward! Sandy is in terrible trouble. You've got to help me save her!
Squidward: Oh, no! Sally's in trouble!
SpongeBob: Uh, Sandy.
Squidward: Don't worry, SpongeBob. Just wait right here. [Squidward walks towards his house]I'll get my emergency squirrel rescue kit!
SpongeBob: Right-o, Mr. Tentacles, sir!
Squidward: Just don't panic! [Squidward goes in his house and slams the door,
SpongeBob: Ooh uh. Well, there's one last person I can ask.
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob bangs on the door]Plankton!
Plankton: [Plankton opens the door and comes out]What?
SpongeBob: Sandy's in trouble. I need help rescuing her.
Plankton: [Plankton gets some dynamite with a timer on it]I'm kind of busy right now.
SpongeBob: Jeepers, it'll only take a minute.
Plankton: Yea, uh I'd love to help, but I really got to go. [Plankton picks up the dynamite and carries it towards The Krusty Krab, and the dynamite blows up before Plankton gets to The Krusty Krab]Ouch.
SpongeBob: Ugh. Well, I'm going to go save Sandy, whether anyone wants to help or not.
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob packs his suitcase]I guess it's just you and me, Gary. [SpongeBob tries to pack Gary, but Gary doesn't let go of the floor]Let's go. Gary the snail! Do you plan on staying here while Sandy is possibly in trouble somewhere up there?
Gary: Meow meow meow?
SpongeBob: She's the squirrel.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: No, brown. Gary, what does that have to do [Gary leaves]You too, huh? Well, we'll see about that! [SpongeBob pulls out some bubble soap.
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob opens his bubble soap and blows a bubble to capture Gary.
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob blows a bubble that goes in Squidward's window, and captures Squidward,
Patrick: Eh, pudding.
[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs house, where a bubble is blown to capture Mr. Krabs. Scene cuts to Bikini Bottom, where a lot of Bikini Bottomites are captured by bubbles. Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house,
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob blows a bubble capturing his alarm clock which goes off,
'Everyone Inside a Bubble':
'SpongeBob': Good morning!
'Mr. Krabs': SpongeBob! What's the meaning of this?
SpongeBob: Sandy's in trouble, and I need all of your help to save her from the horrors of the rodeo! There are clowns there!
Squidward: SpongeBob, the next time you 'invite' me to one of your slumber parties, I'm calling the cops! [Squidward walks outside, and he falls because SpongeBob's house is also in a bubble][screams]Arrgh, Arrgh, oh, oh. What the? SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob falls beside Squidward]Oh. Yes, Squidward?
'Everyone Who Was Trapped in a Bubble, Except Squidward': [They all walk outside,
Mr. Krabs: Where the devil are we?
SpongeBob: It's…Texas.
Everyone in the Bubble:
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: What's that, boy? You see Sandy?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: And she's…riding a bullfrog?
Sandy: [Sandy is riding a bullfrog]Yee-haw!
SpongeBob: Ahoy, Sandy!
Sandy: Huh?
Frog: Ribbit!
Sandy: Ow. Gall darn it! You sea slickers made me lose the rodeo. Why are you here, anyways?
SpongeBob: To help save you from this rodeo thing!
Sandy: I don't need to be saved! [gasps]Watch out! That old bullfrog's got a flea on his flanks, and he's comin' right at ya!
Bullfrog: Ribbit, ribbit!
Everyone in the Bubble: [Screaming as they were attacked by the bullfrog,
Bullfrog: Ribbit.
Patrick: Did we save Sandy?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick. We didn't.
Mr. Krabs: Did we make any money?
Gary: Meow.
Sandy: Aw, cactus! That ol' bullfrog's got SpongeBob! Hang on, old buddy! [Sandy lassos SpongeBob away from the bullfrog, the crowd cheers]Next time, leave the rodeos to me.
SpongeBob: Aw, nuts.
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