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Moms Are the Bomb
Hey mom youre the bomb for giveing us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone.
Im so glad dad impregnated you and nine months i was burst out of youre womb I remember when i was eight.
my life was going great.
My sister loved snapple there was no debate.
thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank.
Take the plastic of the cap and put it in her drink.
And when she sipped it i saw her start to choke.
I couldn't forsee it'd get caught in her throat.
Her birthday was ruined beacuse of my stupid mistake.
She never drank snapple again and i got all her cake.
Thanks,
Mom, for stepping up and saving the day.
I didn't want you to find out this way.
Hey, Mom I did somethig, That wasn't that cool.
So now i gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule.
Hey, Mom, You're the bomb for giveing us a home.
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone.
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you.
And nine monts later i burst out of you're womb.
And when i was fifteen I messed up again.
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Trying to impress some girls with my friends.
See, I understand the ladies.
And here was the scoop.
Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop.
so i found a dog lured him up the steps.
Tried to feed him X-Lax.
But he wouldnt ingest, But i didn't stress out I just dealt with the glitches.
I knew what I had to do.
To impress these Bithces.
But the fire kept spreading.
it wouldn't stay put.
So my Mama had to step the crap out with her foot.
Hey, Mom, i did somethint that wasn't that cool.
So now i gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule.
Hey, Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone.
I'm So glad Dad impregnated you.
And nine months later i butst out of you're womb. (Do do do do do)
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