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Fancy Parody
First thing's first I'm the cleanest
Favourite planet 'till I die is Venus
Open up a can of tuna, that's my weakness
Grab a peice of steak and find some lettuce on your head
(That's crunchy)
You should never walk around like this
Bumping into owls head on like this
Forhead on my bandaid
Pickle on my wrist
Tried to throw a baseball at my kid but I missed
Hot sauce, Bacon, Cerial in my candle
Crap, who spilled this mayo on my sandle
I don't give a chapstick, I'm a foot model
Three turns, mix the cake, yea do the Joshy waddle
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Your so creepy
So I bought a kiwi
I did the laundry
Dipped my bird in a cup of tea
Your so creepy
Why is it raining flour?
I found a gallon of milk, today is my lucky day
I said baby your plastic, I'm so gymnastic
I can do a cartwheel, ya I'm fantastic
I know how to rap, R to the A- P
I got swagger, like Iggy
But I really gotta pee!
Cut my kiwi in half, feed it to a giraff
He's my friend and I like him
Cuz he always makes me laugh
They're so green
Like my eyes and this tree
Honestly this was the first time I tried a kiwi
I'm drinking Joffee, Joffee
It's Josh plus coffee
I ship myself with coffee cuz i'm CRAAAZZZYYYY
I be that J-O-S-H
Put my name in itallics
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I've been eating, I'm up here glueing eyes onto bricks
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Your so creepy
So I bought a kiwi
I did the laundry
Dipped my bird in a cup of tea
Your so creepy
Why is it raining flour?
I found a gallon of milk, today is my lucky dayPlant an onion
Let's throw skittles in a mailbox
Dig a small hole
Feels so good eating what I want
Dandelions outside
Throw on your glasses and ride down a slide
Turn up, go kick a cone
Watch out for deer, I just found a bone
Rock city bae
Rock, rock city bae
Ummm, wrong song man
Spicy Dragon got a robe like this
Purple is my colour, do you need a kiss?
Hunting for a squirrel, I'm lookin' for a bae
Does my hair look good or do I need some hairspray
I spray the trees, I spray the fence
I spray my arms and make my muscles look dence
Bro Breezy is the man, I wish he were here
Rumor has it, He's a great puppeteer
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Your so creepy
So I bought a kiwi
I did the laundry
Dipped my bird in a cup of tea
Your so creepy
Why is it raining flour?
I found a gallon of milk, today is my lucky day
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