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Too Short( Too $hort )



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Too Short( Too $hort )

Playboy &hort

Aight, bitch funky motherfucking fresh
Some of that '93 old school shit, hoe

Well I'm Too Short baby, hear what I say
I never do work but I always play
'Cause the game is life and I play the game
So you never talk down on a player's name
When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew
Talking 'bout me, wouldn't think about you

When you heard Too Short came to town
You never would've thought I'd be looking down
On who on you 'cause I'm so big
Me and my money is all I dig
I'm from the dangerous crew, we ain't no punk
We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass

Beating like a dope fiend
Back seat riding in a limousine
Telling that freak all about me
The creator of greater, sucker M C's
Chilling out in the Oak Town singing a rap
No M C could rock like that
Now I say it like bitches say
No M C could rock my way

When I rap it's always great
Wouldn't care if it was like or on a tape
It's me, Short, the one and only
Spitting that rap to all my homies
You know about you, you know I'm a star
When I rap too good I might take it too far
Had the whole damn crowd going wild
'Cause I don't stop rapping, that's my style

Too Short baby from East Oakland
I got more hoes than I can count on my hand
You got women well I got more
You don't know shit, I'm playboy Short
They call me playboy Short known everywhere
Had a life long dream to be a player

Way too cold at a younger age
It was every day, just make that page
Still playing the same, still young at the game
Never talk down on a player's name
'Cause I'm big time, paid all my dues
I'm rich and famous and way too cool

People can't fuck with the way I'm rhyming
They say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds
Too Short baby is the name I use
A '93 Lexus is what I cruise
Clean from the start, I thought I was it
I was Cadillac slick in the dust I kick
But the caddy got parked 'cause I'm riding new
East side bitch, so I'm siding, fool

Money everywhere, all over the floor
At the bank I'm known as Mr. Short
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At the house I be chilling, getting some head
Writing raps all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass bitches love this shit
The funk rap master, made to fit
Just her, I'm all in them guts
Homeboy can't fuck so I hooked it up

But young women like you with your big round butts
Blind girls driving down the street called love
Chasing that man, who really can't stand
Seeing your face so now you ran
And you don't realize what you'll soon see
The way making love is supposed to be
With a player known as playboy too
Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through

Players play women who like to get played
Bitched like you just trying to get laid
But I like money, and I get paid
I do my duty and say good day
I didn't want to make love, I'm not that fast
What the hell, she's a freak, she even asked

So let's go to my room, after the show
Treat me like a pimp, and pay me hoe
You can suck my dick and I might sing
Just love Too Short, I'm everything
So cool, my name is too
Call it how you want but I won't call you

Ring my phone and you might see
Ringing my phone just won't get me
'Cause I'm hard to find, but I get mine
And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line
I'd be right on time in the right place
Too Short baby all in your face

Talking 'bout mine and what I want
Fucking M C's with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way, to the top
So much rapping I'll never stop
And all that fame, you might claim
Couldn't stand up by my rap name

You might be good, I don't care
I've been rapping like this 13 long years
I got more respect then you'll ever get
'Cause I don't stop rapping and you know that shit
Sucker M C's with your record deal
Most tapes out now couldn't be real

'Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming 'bout hits
But you'll find out Too Short don't quit
When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew
Talking 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
When you heard Too Short came to town
You never would've thought I'd be looking down





Too Short( Too $hort )
Miscellaneous
Album songs
1.Call Me
2.F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
3.Crush Cologne
4.Can't Stay Away (Outro)
5.It's Alright
6.Dangerous Crew
7.Here We Go
8.Players Holiday
9.Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
10.It's About That Money
11.Nation Riders
12.G-2000
13.Don't Trust Her
14.In The Studio
15.Giving Up the Funk
16.Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'
17.Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me
18.Playboy Short II
19.Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack
20.A Week Ago
21.shake dat monkey
22.Gangsters And Strippers
23.I Wish I Was A Baller
24.I'm Pimpin'
25.Funk Session
26.Female Funk
27.Cocktails
28.Can I Get A -----
29.Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)
30.I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)
31.Tell The Feds
32.Only The Strong Survive
33.Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)
34.I Need A Freak
35.This How We Eat
36.Playboy &hort (Modify)
37.It's About That Money (Bonus Track)
38.19,999
39.Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)
40.I'm a Player
41.Just Another Day
42.Life's Too Short
43.Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)
44.Leave It Alone
45.Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)
46.Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)
47.Don't Even Stop
48.The Bitch Sucks Dick
49.Pimpin' Inc.
50.I Wanna Do It
51.I Want To Be Free
52.Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life
53.Money On the Floor - feat. E-40
54.Pimpin' Forever - Main Version - Explicit
55.Blow The Whistle (ghetto mix clean)
56.Nothing Feels Better - Main Version - Explicit
57.Playboy $hort Ll
58.Pimpandho. Com
59.Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
60.Life Is... Too Short (clean extended remix)
61.Pimp Sh*t
62.$hort Dog's in the House
63.Still Strugglin'
64.It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U mix)
65.Yo Neck Yo Back (Clean)
66.Gangsters & Strippers
67.Sugar Daddy
68.Keep Bouncin' (feat. Snoop Dogg & will.i.am) (clean)
69.I Ain't Nothin' but a Dog (live remix)
70.Cootie Cootie Coo