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Insane Clown Posse( ICP )
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The Neden Game
Lyricist：Joseph Bruce, Mike E. Clark, Joseph Utsler
Let's meet contestant number 1
He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a Tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her lumpy ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got some big tits
After that, your dad would try to jump again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silver wear
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear
Now let's meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic derranged crack head freak
Who works with the dark carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By takin' all these other mothafuckers outta here
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I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all
And find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day
I'll grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can
Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman
Then we'd go through the beach and walk through the sand
I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
As he spit it all out, I'll rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack
Well it sounds like contestant number 2
Is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon
It's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question
And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden
Ok, if we were at a dance club
And you both noticed me at the same time
Tell me, how would you each get my attention
And what would your pick up lines be?
Whoever's the smoothest wins
Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake
Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit
You don't want contestant number 2 he's mad whack
I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket tryin' ta fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama
Damn dog
How you gonna diss yo mama?
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