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Bitchin' Camero

Lyricist:Joesph Genaro, Dean Sabatino, David Schulthise, Rodney Underman

Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
I don't know
Well uh, rumor around town says
'You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore'
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
Whadda ya gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know

Play some video games
Buy some Def Leppard T-shirts
Don't forget your Motley Crue T-shirt
Y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a' jail
Uh, uh

Yeah, let's go down
Hey, you were ya gonna check out the Sand Bar
While you're down there?
Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
Ah, cool

Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship
Wow
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed
In fact, it goes a little like this

Love me two times, baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times, girl
'Cause I got AIDS

Love me two times, baby
Once for tomorrow
Once 'cause I got AIDS

Uh
Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
I hope those guys have a good sense a' humor
And don't take us into court

Uh, what's the court?
Never mind that, the important thing here
You mean The People's Court
The, now, that's another story

The important thing here is that we get to the part
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Where you ask me, how I'm gonna get down to the shore?
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now
Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas
You're kidding
I must be, The Bahamas are islands

Okay, the important thing here is that
You ask me what kinda car it is
Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
I've got a bitchin' Camaro

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
They have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
An Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Hey man, where ya headed?
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I don't want unleaded